aftermathisseconday

Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do 1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get any